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Second Saturday in June is World Gin Day. Celebrate it with short jokes

They say gin can damage your short-term memory.
If that's the case, just imagine what gin can do.

I love water -
especially when it's frozen in cubes and surrounded by gin.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar -
and orders a gin, and tonic.

I tried to say no to gin -
but it's 42.5% stronger than me

A true friend reaches for your hand …
and puts a glass of gin in it.

Charles Dickens: A martini please.
Bartender: Olive or twist?

A gorilla goes up to a bar and asks for a gin and tonic.
The bartender makes the G&T and says: "That'll be £20 - and I must say we don't get many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies: "With prices like that, I'm not surprised."

Woman: I love you.
Man: Is that you or the gin talking?
Woman: It's me talking to the gin.

Don't cry over spilt milk:
it could have been gin.

My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin.
Then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass

"Trust me you can dance."
- Gin

PLEASE DRINK GIN RESPONSIBLY.
Don't spill it.

Neutron: How much is a G&T?
Bartender: For you - no charge.

I'm on a gin and tonic diet:
I lost three days last week.