Can you name the athletes by the picture?

1. Vengeance and the Boss

"My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We’ll see about that."

2. Nodding Off in Meetings

"The reason we 'nod off to sleep' is so it looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing with everything when we’re in a boring meeting."

3. Emergency Contact Humor

"When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write,
'A very good doctor'."

4. Team Work Irony

"Team work is important;
it helps to put the blame on someone else."

5. Multitasking Expertise

"I’m great at multitasking.
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."