Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
North Korea nuclear testIn 2006, North Korea announced that it had made its first nuclear test, making it the eighth country to explode a nuclear device. The U.S. Geological Survey detected a 4.2 magnitude tremor in North Hamgyong Province. Two days earlier, the United Nations Security Council had warned against making any nuclear test. Afterwards, China said it “firmly opposes” North Korea’s conduct, and that the test was a “flagrant and branzen” violation of international opinion. Satellite intelligence had for several years surveyed for suspected underground test sites. There had been of four decades of that country’s nuclear development efforts leading up to the test explosion.« |
