There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
Kariba High DamIn 1956, the British colonial government in Rhodesia began the construction of the Kariba High Dam across the Zambesi river between North and South Rhodesia (now Zambia and Zimbabwe). Completed in Jun 1959, it was the largest dam of its time and provides electricity to the region. A year later, Britain's Queen Elizabeth officially started the Kariba generators and one of Africa's most ambitious projects came to life. The dam rises 128-m (420-ft) from the river bed. Behind it Lake Kariba stretches back for 290-km (180-mi), covers 6,000 sq km (3,750 sq mi) and is 42-km (26 mi) across at its widest. During construction "Operation Noah" ensured the rescue of over 5,000 animals comprising 35 different mammal species and thousands of reptiles. |
