An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, "I just silentlypassed gas - what do you think I should do?" He replied, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
Died 18 Nov 1472 at age 69 (born 2 Jan 1403).Greek scholar.
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