Diner: "I would like a cup of coffee, please." Waiter: "I'm very sorry, sir, but I'm afraid we're fresh out of coffee today; our coffee maker has been completely exhausted." Diner: "I'm not surprised, due to how weak it's been lately."
Died 21 Nov 1858 (born 1789). American surgeon and writer.
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