What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer says "whack....DAMN!" and a skydiver says " Damn ..... WHACK!!"
Thomas JeffersonDied 4 Jul 1826 at age 83 (born 13 Apr 1743). American statesman, astronomer, scholar and inventor who was a U.S. president. Throughout his lifetime, he was an extraordinarily learned man, including interests in mathematics and natural sciences. He corresponded with such men as Joseph Priestley, and sometimes contributed time and money to progress in these fields. He collected and classified fossils. He was interested in the experiments being made in ballons and submarines. While visiting Europe, he sent home various mechanical and scientific gadgets produced including a polygraph and phosphorus matches. At his Monticello estate, he practiced scientific farming, and was always on the lookout for a significant new plant or seed. |
