A woman goes to see her doctor and explains that every time she sneezes, she has a massive climax.
"Are you taking anything for it?" her doctor asks.
"Yes," she replies: "Pepper."
Joseph Marie JacquardDied 7 Aug 1834 at age 82 (born 7 Jul 1752). French weaver and inventor of the Jacquard programmable power loom for brocaded fabric. His loom would mechanically produce any pattern, controlled by perforated control cards (1805). This served as the impetus for the technological revolution of the textile industry and is the basis of the modern automatic loom. The concept of using punched cards was later applied by Hollerith to keeping track of the 1890 US census data. The idea further evolved to computer input punched cards. |
