I was leaving the office the other day when I found The CEO standing...
I was leaving the office the other day when I found The CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
Listen, he said, this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?
Sure, I said.
I turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
Excellent! He said as his paper disappeared into the machine. I just need one copy.