Flat as a leaf, round as a r...
[4365] Flat as a leaf, round as a r... - Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing. What is it? - #brainteasers #riddles - Correct Answers: 43 - The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic
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Flat as a leaf, round as a r...

Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing. What is it?
Correct answers: 43
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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Howard is 95 and lives in a se...

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?

She asks, "What?"

"SEX!!!"

Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige", says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood. Then,
one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident-who was holding Howard's manhood!

Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?!"

Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
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Annunciator

In 1833, the first U.S. patent for an annunciator was issued to Seth Fuller of Boston, Mass. In 1829, this design was installed in the Tremont House, Boston, Mass., and placed in service when the 170-room hotel opened. It was known as "hanging bells" for its 140 bells, each in a glass-enclosed box, mounted in a space 57 ft long, 6 ft high and 1 ft deep. A small hammer striker provided an audible warning sound and vibrated a card giving the room number. The hotel's innovations included the installation of eight bathrooms and toilets in the basement. Each of two cisterns in the hotel attic contained three hogsheads of rainwater. One supplied the baths, and the other supplied other outlets, including running cold water in the laundry and kitchen.
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