Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
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Q: Why A snail painted an S on the top of his car?
A: So people would say “Look at that S car go!”
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Knock knock! Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh--MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moo-vies!
found on http://girltomom.com/a-giggle/funny-jokes-for-little-kids
Akutsu TetsuzoDied 9 Aug 2007 at age 84 (born 20 Aug 1922).Japanese surgeon who built the first artificial heart that was implanted and kept an animal alive. He was a thoracic surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic in 1957 when he was asked by Dr. Willem Kolff to collaborate in the pioneering project. On 12 Dec 1957, it kept a dog alive for 90 minutes. Thus, a new frontier was opened for artificial heart development for humans. Akutsu became assistant director at the Texas Heart Institute, and continued to develop his total artificial heart. Dr Denton Cooley had already implanted the first artifial heart in a human in 1969, but Akutsu was on his team for the implantation of the second human artificial heart at THI in 1981. After that, he returned to Japan and continued taking a major leadership role as a world expert developing the field. He published Heart Replacement: Artificial Heart.« |
