Bernard, who is noted for his...
Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four AM by his ringing telephone...
"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said his angry neighbor.
Bernard thanked the caller politely.
The next morning at precisely four forty four AM Bernard called his neighbor back...
"Good morning, Mr. Williams... Just called to say that I don't have a dog."
"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said his angry neighbor.
Bernard thanked the caller politely.
The next morning at precisely four forty four AM Bernard called his neighbor back...
"Good morning, Mr. Williams... Just called to say that I don't have a dog."