"What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?"
"Rude-olph."
"What street in France do reindeer live on?"
"Rue Dolph."
"How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?"
"Nothing, it’s on the house!"
"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?"
"Looks like rein, deer!"
"Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?"
"He’s on a non-deery diet."
"What kind of money do reindeer use?"
"Bucks!"
Johann SpurzheimDied 10 Nov 1832 at age 55 (born 31 Dec 1776).German physician who popularized phrenology, a word he coined to describe the determination of character, personality traits, and criminality on the external shape of the skull (now discredited as a pseudoscience). He was a student of German physician Franz Joseph Gall in Paris, who developed “craniology”which linked cerebral functions to localized areas of the brain and associated them with underlying attributes of the human personality. Spurzheim travelled in Europe and Great Britain teaching phrenology. He influenced a Scottish lawyer, George Combe, who further promoted phrenology and wrote several works on the subject.« |
