I can run swiftly and silent...
I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still, I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill. You look at me often and yet you always forget me, I am the most feared killer, yet you can't live without me. Sometimes you have me for all to spare, Yet when you need me, I am not there. You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track, But once you're done you can never get me back. What is it?
Travel jokes
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
I wanted to make a joke about time travel,
but you guys didn’t like it.
Why don't aliens visit our planet?
It has terrible ratings. Just one star.
The food on the small aircraft wasn’t good…
it was a little plan
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.
The airline lost my luggage, so I sued them.
Unfortunately, I lost the case.
As I waited for my luggage at the airport, a man lifted my suitcase off the baggage carousel.
'Excuse me,' I shouted.
'That’s my suitcase.'
The man shot back defensively,
'Well, somebody took mine!'
My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.