I roam the empty oceans poun...
I roam the empty oceans pounding up over rocks, I make streams pour down peoples faces but some people like to ride me. What am I?Correct answers: 40
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Black Eyes
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.
"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."