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I'm green and I'm paper. I make people rob me, I can be your birthday present. I make you famous and without me, you're nothing. What am I?
Tapas Jokes, to celebrate World Tapas Day
World Tapas Day, observed annually on the third Thursday of June, is an international holiday celebrating the small Spanish Tapa dish that is usually served with drinks. Check out Tapas Jokes
What did the dyslexic man order at the Italian restaurant? Tapas.
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.
Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century? It's a bayou tapas-tree.
How do we know that the Normans ate small portions of Spanish food? Because of the Bayeux Tapas Tray!
What did the Spanish keyboard say? Tapas .
A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer and two plates of tapas.
Another man walked into the bar and ordered 10 beers and 20 plates of tapas.
The barman said, "That's an order of magnitude!"
I got the roast duck at a fancy tapas place downtown...
Boy, the duck might have been small but its bill sure was big.
Girlfriend took me out for tapas today.
I kept repeating 'this is a great way tapas the time'
The look of annoyance on her face was growing.
So I told her if it's annoying just tell me tapas off.