Sir Bedevere:
'Now, why do witches burn?'
Peasant:
'...because they're made of... wood?'
Sir Bedevere:
'Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?'
Peasant 2:
'Build a bridge out of her.'
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Picture: Rex Features
John T. ScopesDied 21 Oct 1970 at age 70 (born 3 Aug 1900). John Thomas Scopes was an American teacher and geologist whose was the defendent in the infamous Scopes Monkey Trial (10 Jul 1925). The trial was to challenge the constitutionality of the Butler Act, a Tennesee law signed 21 Mar 1925 to prohibit the teaching of evolution in the state's schools. He took a job at Tennessee high-school in Spring 1924, teaching algebra, chemistry and physics for one year. Then, although he wasn't sure he had actually done any teaching of evolution, nevertheless, at the urging of businessmen wanting publicity for Dayton, Tennessee, he agreed to stand trial in a test case funded by the American Civil Liberties Union. Although the trial jury voted guilty, on appeal, the verdict was thrown out on a technicality. After the trial Scopes earned a master's degree in geology, and went to work for the Gulf Oil Co., and later United Gas Corp.« |
