New 2023 Thanksgiving jokes
What kind of dessert sticks to the wall?
Pie-der Man!
What do you call roasted vegetables that run from the kitchen to the table?
Hustle Sprouts!
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If the Mayflower brought the Pilgrims, what brought their dogs?
The Collie-flower!
What do you call the ghost of a turkey?
A poultry-geist!
Why are turkeys always grumbling?
They’re in a fowl mood!
Has this meat juice been listening to Joe Rogan?
It’s so baste!
How did the turkey get to Thanksgiving?
He rode the gravy train!
Why did the turkey’s dad make him eat nothing but stale bread?
To stuffin’ him up!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
He was trying to convince people he was a chicken!
These used to be plain old cranberries. Now, they’re a flying sauce-er!
(throw cranberry sauce across the room)