MAGIC SQUARE: Calculate A*B-CThe aim is to place the some numbers from the list (19, 21, 22, 24, 28, 30, 65, 68, 74, 89) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A*B-C.
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