My dress is tranquil when I ...
My dress is tranquil when I tread the earth, or dwell at home, or drift on the water. Sometimes my wings and this wide sky lift me over the dwellings of men, and then strong clouds carry me over the people. My ornaments echo loudly and melodiously, Illustriously sing when I am not near the earth and stream, a sailing spirit. What am I?
Funniest tweet at Edinburgh fringe and 6 shortlisted
“wis walkin home n someone threw a block of cheese oot their windee n it hit me on the head, i turned n shouted that wisna very mature wis it”
This Cheesy pun was deemed the best joke of Scottish Twitter by a panel of comedians on 2019 Edinburgh fringe.
@marcsimps0n posted Winning Joke tweet. on Sep 28, 2017.
Other shortlisted entries:
Dreadin the day someone gets down on one knee and asks me to marry them cos a have a hefty double chin when a look down - TM (twitter - @TeiganMair)
Canny believe how expensive being alive is - Nicole Baird (@Nicolebairdd_X)
Mental that yer nipples are older than yer teeth - Danny Gilmartin(@DannyGilmartin1)
Fucking class having a shower at your girlfriends. Using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate & mango shower milk, I’ve came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summers day, feeling like a brand new woman. 13/10 would recommend. - Flanny (@LiamFlannigan1)
Also, check out The best Joke of 2019 Edinburgh fringe, alongside nine more jokes that almost won.