My dress is tranquil when I ...
My dress is tranquil when I tread the earth, or dwell at home, or drift on the water. Sometimes my wings and this wide sky lift me over the dwellings of men, and then strong clouds carry me over the people. My ornaments echo loudly and melodiously, Illustriously sing when I am not near the earth and stream, a sailing spirit. What am I?
World UFO Day Jokes
July 2nd is World UFO Day! Find jokes about it!
Why don't aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star.
Have u heard about the University For Oceans?I heard the education is out of the world.
Why don’t aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they’ve just had a big launch
I have never seen a UFO before.
I’m always able to correctly identify the flying object
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Today I got hit by a UFO
Then I turned around and looked down and I found a frisbee
I had my first UFO experience this morning
I walked into the kitchen and confessed to my mum that killed her prize Orchid. The next thing I knew, there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!
What do you call an alien spaceship that’s leak water?
A crying saucer.
What do you call a pizza chef on an aeroplane?
A flying sauce-er.
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