Of no use to one Yet absolut...
Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I?Correct answers: 42
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I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane
I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane.
Until he hit the ground.
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The 1st time I went skydiving I asked the instructor how long it would take to hit the ground if my parachute didn't open.
He got a sly smile and said, "The rest of your life son."
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You know, not all Italians are in the mafia.
Some are in the Witness Protection Program.
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Wife: I can't believe they're still together after all that shit.
Me: Who?
Wife: My butt cheeks.
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