The brightest dog
Two dog owners were bragging about the intelligence of their pets. “The brightest dog I ever had,” said one, “was a Great Dane that used to play cards. He was great at poker, but finally a friend complained about him and I had to get rid of him.”
“You got rid of him, a bright dog like that?” exclaimed his friend. “A dog like that would be worth millions.”
“Had to,” the first man replied. “I caught him cheating.”
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