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A customer walks into a coffee shop. She asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?”
The barista points to the menu and says, “Five dollars for a cup of coffee and refills are free.”
The customer responds, “Thanks. I’ll have a refill.”

Don’t ever let anyone tell you fairy tales aren’t real. I wake up every morning to drink a potion made from magic beans that brings me back to life.

Every morning, I see this exhausted woman who looks like she would murder someone for a cup of coffee. I really should move that mirror.

Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
A: A mugging!

Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.

Q: What did the coffee addict name her cats?
A: Cream and Sugar.

Q: What did the coffee say about its late assignment?
A: Better latte than never!

Q: What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
A: A depresso

Q: What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee?
A: Their friendship came to a bitter end.

Q: How are coffee beans like teenagers?
A: They are always getting grounded.

Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before?
A: Déjà brew.

Thanks a latte for me being my friend

You mocha me very happy.

You’re brew-ti-ful.

A woman walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under her arm. At the counter she says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”

There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.

If you replace your morning coffee with green tea ….You can lose up to 87% of what little joy you feel in the morning.

She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.

I do some of my best thinking over coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.

A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.

Coffee and I are the perfect blend.

If the coffee is decaf, we’re gonna have a latte problems.

A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The blonde says, “You have a drink named Susan?”

Procaffeinating (n). – the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.

I like my men like I like my coffee…Tall, dark and rich