Replace asterisk symbols with ...
Replace asterisk symbols with a letters (M*C* *****R) and guess the name of musician. Length of words in solution: 4,6.
Monday is easier with funny jokes
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar...
Followed by Batman!
A man came to my door asking if I wanted to buy two armchairs and a sofa.
I told him I never accept suites from strangers!
I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poo your pants…
But he's still making fun of me!
Scientists have invented a car that runs on parsley…
They hope to use this technology to make trains run on thyme!
My dad quit his job to pursue his dream in archeology
His career is now in ruins.
What is the difference between archeology and grave robbing?
About 500 years
What’s the difference between good archeology jokes and bad archeology jokes?
It depends on how deep it goes.
I misunderstood pride month…
Would anyone like to buy 15 lions?