Shoot at me a thousand times...
Shoot at me a thousand times and I may still survive; one scratch from me and you will find your prospects take a dive. What am I?Correct answers: 18
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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Demetri Martin: Christmas Wrapping
I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my apartment, I was halfway through wrapping them, and I realized, Damn, I used the wrong wrapping paper. The paper I used said, Happy Birthday. I didnt want to waste it, so I just wrote Jesus on it.