Shoot at me a thousand times...
[5423] Shoot at me a thousand times... - Shoot at me a thousand times and I may still survive; one scratch from me and you will find your prospects take a dive. What am I? - #brainteasers #riddles - Correct Answers: 18 - The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic
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Shoot at me a thousand times...

Shoot at me a thousand times and I may still survive; one scratch from me and you will find your prospects take a dive. What am I?
Correct answers: 18
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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Died 19 Aug 1876 at age 36 (born 24 Mar 1840).English archaeologist and Assyriologist who translated Babylonian cuneiform tablets (1872) describing a great deluge, part of the Gilgamesh epic, and akin to that found in Genesis. Smith, as an apprentice banknote engraver since age 14, spent much of his own time teaching himself how to decipher cuneiform, by studying inscriptions available at the British Museum. His skill was recognized, and he worked for the British Museum from 1867. Smith engaged in fieldwork in 1873 at Nineveh (Kuyunjik) finding more tablet fragments of the flood story, and others on the Babylonian dynasties. He published his work in The Chaldean Account of Genesis (1876). He died at age 36 of a fever while excavating more of Assurbanipal's library.«
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