Soldiers line up, spaced wit...Soldiers line up, spaced with pride, Two long rows lined side by side, One sole unit can decide, If the rows will unite or divide. What am I?
A wife is having sex with her husband's best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it.
"Yes... uh, huh... OK... yes... bye."
Her husband's best friend says: "Who was it?"
"That was my husband," she replied.
The man jumped out of bed, and tried to put on his clothes in a hurry.
"Relax," said the wife. "He just called to tell me he was out playing golf with you"