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Tickle Your Tuesday: 11 Hilarious Jokes to Brighten Your Day
I really enjoy hearing all of the national anthems played at the Olympics.
I love country music.
In this hot weather, I find the best way to keep cool is to strip off and stand in front of an open refrigerator…
Now I'm banned from Asda, Sainsbury's and Morrisons!
Me: No.
Son: Hmm. I feel like maybe you're not committed to that no.
I'm gonna ask 684 more times to be sure.
My wife had a few glasses of wine and was yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church! He’s in there, you moron!”
So I asked her if we could watch something other than our wedding video?
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dancefloor have in common
No ballroom.
A friend just gave me a bag of sugar as a gift…
I thought it was very sweet!
Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.
That should make the cremation a little more interesting.
Took a girl to a French restaurant, she had frog's legs and chicken breasts.
But her personality was nice.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana...
I think all documentaries should be watched this way
I don’t often roll a joint,
but when I do it’s my ankle.
They're Lidl people!