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10 International Dance Day Jokes
April 29th is International Dance Day! Find related jokes about it:
1. How many dancer teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
2. What did the ballet dancer say when her shoe was stollen?
This is pointe-less!
3. What do you call dancing by the sink?
Tap dancing.
4. What’s a chip’s favorite dance?
The salsa!
5. Why is it so easy to talk to ballet dancers?
They always get right to the pointe!
6. What did the dancer feel after a week of non-stop rehearsals?
The agony of de-feet.
7. Why should you never dance with horses?
Because they have two left feet.
8. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
9. How does a dancer multiply a number by itself?
She jazz squares it!
10. What’s an owl’s favorite kind of dance?
The hooooooola!