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Natural Blonde Paint
A new paint store just opened up by my place, so I decided as any red-blooded, sexually repressed young lad to pay it a visit.
When I went in I saw signs all over advertising the newest color: "Natural Blonde". There weren't any samples around, so I asked the clerk to describe it to me.
He replied, "Natural Blonde? Wonderful new paint: not too bright, but spreads easily!"