Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
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Q: Why A snail painted an S on the top of his car?
A: So people would say “Look at that S car go!”
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Knock knock! Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh--MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moo-vies!
found on http://girltomom.com/a-giggle/funny-jokes-for-little-kids
Richard von MisesBorn 19 Apr 1883; died 14 Jul 1953 at age 70.Austrian-American mathematician and aerodynamicist who notably advanced statistics and the theory of probability. Von Mises' contributions range widely, also including fluid mechanics, aerodynamics, and aeronautics. His early work centred on aerodynamics. He investigated turbulence, making fundamental advances in boundary-layer-flow theory and airfoil design. Much of his work involved numerical methods and this led him to develop new techniques in numerical analysis. He introduced a stress tensor which was used in the study of the strength of materials.Von Mises' primary work in statistics concerned the theory of measure and applied mathematics. His most famous, yet controversial, work was in probability theory. |
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