June 25th is Global Beatles Day! Find some jokes about Beatles!
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to their barbecue?
Because he always took the drumsticks!
How can you tell if you have an authentic Beatles shirt?
When it has a Ringo round the collar.
What is John Lennon’s favorite time?
9:10 because it’s one after 909.
What do you call a man who hangs out with a lot of musicians?
Ringo Starr.
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Robert F. BorkensteinDied 10 Aug 2002 at age 89 (born 31 Aug 1912).American forensic scientist who was most recognized for his contributions to the understanding and control of alcohol impairment in traffic accidents, and who invented the Breathalyser. He collaborated with Professor R.N. Harger of the Indiana University School of Medicine in the introduction of the Drunkometer, the first instrument for accurate measurement of quantities of alcohol in the blood by breath analysis. Subsequently, he invented the Breathalyzer, an instrument that changed the approach of forensic science and police enforcement in response to drinking-and-driving problems. This innovation enabled traffic enforcement authorities to determine and quantify blood alcohol concentrations with sufficient accuracy to meet the demands of legal evidence. |
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