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A woman took her dog to the pa...
A woman took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would be fifty dollars, she was outraged. "I only pay thirty for my own haircut," she said.
The groomer said, "That may be true, but then you don't bite!"
The groomer said, "That may be true, but then you don't bite!"