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š„ Carrot Day Jokes ā 10 Crunchy Laughs for April 4th!
April 4th is International Carrot Day, and we're celebrating the funniest root in the veggie patch! Whether you're a fan of puns or just here for the laughs, these carrot jokes will have you peeling with laughter.
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?It helps them sea better!
Why was the programmer eating carrots?
So that they could C#!
How do carrots pay their bills?
With celery.
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Why did the carrot go to therapy?
It had too many deep-rooted issues.
What did the carrot say during a job interview?
āIām very well-rounded and great with stew-dents.ā
How do you make gold soup?
Put 24 carrots in it! Why was the carrot a terrible musician?
Because it always lost its beat in the stew.
What did the baby carrot say after a long day?
"I'm totally steamed."
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face!
How do carrots stay fit?
They do carrot-te.