"What are you in for?" The first man says.
"I'm getting a circumcision," his roommate replies.
"Damn," exclaims the first man, "I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"
Georges ClaudeBorn 24 Sep 1870; died 23 May 1960 at age 89.French chemist, engineer and inventor whoinvented the neon light, which was the forerunner of the fluorescent light. Claude was the first to apply an electrical discharge to a sealed tube of neon gas, around 1902 and make a neon lamp (“Neon”from Greek neos, meaning “new gas.”) He first publicly displayed the neon lamp on 11 Dec 1910 in Paris. His French company Claude Neon, introduced neon signs to the U.S. with two “Packard”signs for a Packard car dealership in Los Angeles, purchased by Earle C. Anthony for $24,000. |
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