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The Preacher's Teeth
A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made.
- The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
- The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
- On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:
“The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't shut up.”