May 1st is International Workers' Day! Find jokes about it
Why are construction workers great at parties?
They always raise the roof.
I had an uncle who worked at a whiskey factory.
He fell into a vat and drowned 6 hours later.
He would have drowned earlier but he got out 3 times to pee.
I start my new job at the guillotine factory today.
I’ll beheading there soon.
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts
William D. PhillipsBorn 5 Nov 1948.American physicist whose experiments using laser light to cool and trap atoms earned him a share of the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1997 (with Steven Chu and Claude Cohen-Tannoudji). They developed methods to use laser light to cool gases to the microkelvin temperature range near absolute zero, and keeping the chilled atoms floating or captured in different kinds of “atom traps”. The laser light functions as a thick liquid, dubbed optical molasses, in which the atoms are slowed down. Individual atoms can be studied there with very great accuracy and their inner structure can be determined. As more and more atoms are captured in the same volume a thin gas forms, and its properties can be studied in detail. |
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