Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
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Q: Why A snail painted an S on the top of his car?
A: So people would say “Look at that S car go!”
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Knock knock! Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh--MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moo-vies!
found on http://girltomom.com/a-giggle/funny-jokes-for-little-kids
ProtectographIn 1904, the Protectograph check-writing machine was patented under the title “Printing-Stamp” by Libanus McLouth Todd of Rochester, New York (U.S. Patent No. 766,853). It was designed to protect against check forgers by marking and embossing the amount on a check, thereby preventing the amount thus shown to be later dishonestly changed to a higher value. The apparatus had co-axial printing wheels with lines of raised type forming a series of numbers and suitable words. A check would be placed between the wheels and a platen. An inked felt-covered roller applied ink to the type as the wheels were turned to select the chosen imprint. The platen surface had a yielding material, such as rubber. When actuated by a hand-lever, it was raised from beneath the check and embossed the paper against the type.« |
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