Several of the latest new jokes
What gets burning hot right before it freezes?
A laptop.
What do you call a Chinese kid who was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What do you call a Southern kid who was born prematurely?
Earl Lee.
And one who was born late?
Tuk Tu Long.
I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting.
I’m just so confused
because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said "yes".
Why do we call him iron-man?
Calling him Fe-male would probably be pretty awkward.
I used to work at a factory making plastic Draculas.
I was only one of two employees, so I had to make every second Count.
You can't have a Public Pool
without P.
"you are mean!" She replied.
I said "no, you are".