You have me today, Tomorrow ...
[4688] You have me today, Tomorrow ... - You have me today, Tomorrow you'll have more; As your time passes, I'm not easy to store; I don't take up space, But I'm only in one place; I am what you saw, But not what you see. What am I? - #brainteasers #riddles - Correct Answers: 53 - The first user who solved this task is Fazil Hashim
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You have me today, Tomorrow ...

You have me today, Tomorrow you'll have more; As your time passes, I'm not easy to store; I don't take up space, But I'm only in one place; I am what you saw, But not what you see. What am I?
Correct answers: 53
The first user who solved this task is Fazil Hashim.
#brainteasers #riddles
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A country rube is about to get married and he asks his Pa...

A country rube is about to get married and he asks his Pa, “Pa, how can I tell if I’m the first feller Norma Sue has ever been with on our wedding night?”

“Well that’s easy son. Just do what I did on my own wedding night. All ya need is some red paint, some blue paint, and a shovel.”

“What the heck do I need those things fer?”

“Well son, you take the red paint and you color one of yer testicles red, then you take the blue paint and ya color the other one blue.”

“Really! And then what Pa?”

“Well then if she says that that’s the strangest looking pair o’ balls she’s ever seen, ya hit her with the shovel!”

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George Henry Lewes

Born 18 Apr 1817; died 28 Nov 1878 at age 61. English philosopher and naturalist who is most remembered for his literary work contributing articles to reviews (1840-49) and for a couple of years was editor of the Fortnightly Review. Although without formal training, he later took an interest in science, especially physiology and pyschology, which he popularized through his books, including Physiology of Common Life. He separated from his wife in 1854, to live with Mary Ann Evans (pen-name George Eliot) as her common-law (unmarried) husband.«
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