You will always find me in t...
[3111] You will always find me in t... - You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I? - #brainteasers #riddles - Correct Answers: 61 - The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic
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You will always find me in t...

You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?
Correct answers: 61
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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BUT GOD.............!

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.

She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"

God replies, "Sorry...I didn't recognize you."

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Boris Borisovich Yegorov

Died 12 Sep 1994 at age 56 (born 26 Nov 1937).Soviet physician who was the first practicing doctor in space. He travelled on Voskhod 1 ("Sunrise 1"), 12-13 Oct 1964 the first space flight with a crew of more than one man. He was an expert in the sense-of-balance mechanism of the inner ear. He collected medical information, including the effects of radiation, confinement and weightlessness on the crew. He began his training in the summer of 1964, a few months before the flight, but was not a long-term cosmonaut and afterwards returned to his medical practice.
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