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June 18th is International Sushi Day! Have Sushi and some jokes!

My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food.
Sushi left me.

Q: What is my preferred type of sushi?
A: Payroll.

Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wasabi!

Q: What pan is the best to make sushi in?
A: Japan.

Q: How do sushi rolls apologize?
A: They “soy-rry.”

Q: Why don’t Wookies like sushi?
A: They think it’s a little Chewie.

Q: What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
A: Sushi roll.

Q: What did the sushi say to the sushi chef?
A: “I’m on a roll!”

Q: HoW does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
A: Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.

Q: How do sushi rolls stay calm under pressure?
A: They practice “maki-ng” wise decisions.

Q: What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?
A: A Rolls Rice.

Q: Why didn’t the sushi chef want to talk about the restaurant accident?
A: Because it was still very raw.

Q: What’s a soldier’s favorite type of sushi?
A: A combat roll.

Q: Why was the sushi detained?
A: He seemed fishy.

Q: When asked why he enjoys being in a sushi roll, what did the fish respond?
A: “It makes Miso happy,” he remarked.

Q: What did the one sushi roll say to the other during a friendly dinner?
A: “We’re ‘soy’ good together!”

Q: Why did the sushi go to the beach?
A: Because it wanted to become a California roll!

Q: When does the sushi chef spread Nutella on top of the salmon roll?
A: When customers request salmonella!

Q: Why did the sushi roll down the hill?
A: Because it couldn’t roll up.

Q: Why do lions love sushi?
A: Because it's roar!

Q: What do you call sushi that’s on sale?
A: A raW deal.

I asked my mum to buy me some raw fish for tea...
Sushi did!

Sushi addicts never argue,
they just roll with it.

Q: What do you call sushi with a tie?
A: So-fish-ticated

Q: What did the sushi say to the traveler?
A: You can’t sushi the world without me!