Calculate the number 890
NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 890 using numbers [8, 2, 4, 7, 28, 839] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
20 Best dad jokes of all time
The funniest dad jokes ever told.
This 20 are voted as The best Dad jokes ever told but you can find also more Jokes for Father's Day to share with your father.
1. This graveyard looks overcrowded.
People must be dying to get in.
2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
3. Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
4. I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me.
5. Can you put the cat out?
I didn't know it was on fire.
6. Wife said are you ever going stop singing Wonderwall.
I said maybe…
7. Ah, this takes me back when
putting the car into reverse.
8. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.
9. What do you call a magician who lost their magic?
Ian.
10. How do I look?
With your eyes.
11. Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
12. I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
13. Wanna hear a joke about a pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
14. I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey,
but I turned myself around.
15. I am terrified of lifts.
I'm going to take steps to avoid them.
16. What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
17. I used to be addicted to soap,
but I'm clean now.
18. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
19. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
20. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.