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Selfotel

In 1994, the medicine selfotel offering benefits for stroke victims was announced at a conference in San Diego, saying that it appeared to alleviate the brain damage that follows when a blood clot in the brain causes a stroke. However the drug's side effects included hallucinations and agitation that mimic PCP (which binds at a similar site in the brain). By 1996, like many promising new drugs that never make it through clinical trials, the human trial of selfotel was prematurely ended. Ciba-Geigy stated its reason was that the drug was not effective enough to justify further work. Research continues into newer chemical treatments to protect stroke victims from devastating brain damage, the leading cause of adult disability, and third leading cause of death.[Image: scan of brain with stroke damage shown in white circle.]

Final Exam

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

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