A woman goes to her doctor. She has a breadstick up her nose, a potato in her right ear and string bean in her left ear.
She says, "Doctor, can you help me? I don't feel well, and I cannot figure out what's wrong."
The doctor replies; "Well, you are clearly not eating properly."
Printing pressIn 1863, the first U.S. patent for a continuous-roll printing press was issued to William Bullock (No. 38,200). Two years later the machine had been built, and was the first press built to use special curved stereo-type plates. It was first used by the New York Sun. Both sides of the paper were printed, as well as being cut into sheets, either before or after printing. |
