Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
A: "Dam!"
Q: What does a seal get from sitting on the ice too long at the zoo?
A: Polaroids!
Q: What did the baby seal say when it was late?
A: "I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship."
Q: What's a balanced diet for a polar bear?
A: A seal in each paw!
Élie-Joseph CartanBorn 9 Apr 1869; died 6 May 1951 at age 82.French mathematician who greatly developed the theory of Lie groups and contributed to the theory of subalgebras. By 1904 Cartan was turning to papers on differential equations and from 1916 on he published mainly on differential geometry. Cartan also published work on relativity and the theory of spinors. He is certainly one of the most important mathematicians of the first half of the 20th century. |
