One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy.
Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge in his elbow. "What an outrage," his wife murmured to him.
"The person sitting in front of us is sleeping!" the woman said, clearly offended.
Her husband was fairly annoyed.
He replied: "You woke me up to tell me that?"
Apollo 13 returnIn 1970, TheApollo 13mission ended safely with a splashdown in the Pacific Ocean, four days after the spacecraft aborted its mission while it was four-fifths of the way to the moon. It was crippled when a tank containing liquid oxygen burst. The astronauts made an extraordinary escape. Upon his return, astronaut A. J. Lovell, Jr. was the first American astronaut to travel over 700 hours in space. |
