A guy wakes up with a massive hangover and stumbles into the kitchen, where he finds his wife.
“Hey, honey, did you upgrade the bathroom?” he asks.
“Why do you ask?” she replies, curious.
“Well, I opened the bathroom door, the light turned on by itself, and a cool breeze blew right into my face! It was amazing!”
His wife glares at him and says, “So you’re the idiot who pissed in the fridge last night!”
Concorde SSTs retiredIn 2003, the retirement of all Concorde supersonic jets was announced simultaneously by British Airways and Air France, after a quarter century of passenger service that began on 21 Jan 1976. Rising fuel and maintenance costs for the aging aircraft (in the shadow of a fatal crash of a French Concorde in 2000) at a time of declining passenger traffic and revenue made the decision necessary. Air France ended passenger service on 31 May 2003. The final passenger flights made by British Airway landed on 24 Oct 2003. By 28 Nov 2003, all retired British Concordes had been flown to various final destinations for display at museums and airfields in Britain and America. |
