July 5th is National Bikini Day (US)! Find joke about it!
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish! (But they still wear their pearl bikinis to the beach.)
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John EvelynBorn 31 Oct 1620; died 27 Feb 1706 at age 85.English country gentleman, diarist, author of some 30 books on the fine arts, forestry, and religious topics. A lifelong member of the Royal Society, he produced for the commissioners of the navy the book, Sylva, or a Discourse of Forest-trees, and the Propagation of Timber (1664), encouraging estate owners to plant timber for the navy. It was the first important work on conservation, published at a time when English forests were being stripped of timber to build ships for the expanding British Navy. The book gave a description of the various kinds of trees, their cultivation, uses, and advice on pruning, insect control, wound treatment, and transplanting. The study, with numerous modifications, had gone through 10 editions by 1825. |
