A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How should I know?" the man answers, "I'm not a lawyer!"
Died 1 Nov 1942 at age 83 (born 10 Sep 1859). British chemist.
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