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I was once served French pancakes in a haunted house…
They gave me the crepes!

Dentist: "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen. That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
Patient: "I heard you the first time. You didn't have to say it twice."
Dentist: "I didn't. That was my echo."

I got fired from Pepsi after working there for 20 years.
I tested positive for coke.

Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?
Tony.

It's ironic how funeral directors have raised the price of funerals.
And blamed it on cost of living.

Save money when buying a coffin…
Buy a pen from Amazon and use the box it came in!

I wonder what Jeff Bezos does before he goes to bed.
Probably puts his pyjamazon.

I paid $500 for a belt.
It was a huge waist.

My girlfriend has always said that I'm not a romantic.
So I surprised her and proposed to her in a castle.
You would think she would have been happy
but for the look on her face as we were bouncing around........