A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he had done and said, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home."
A voice from the back of the room replied, "There's a calendar behind you..."
Born 9 May 1901; died 2 May 1979 at age 77. Russian-French biochemist and geneticist.
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